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HARUHI SUZUMIYA - Come and Join The S.O.S Brigade Don't Worry She Won't Bite ...




RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL PARTY - Picking the year's new moderator is a tightly contested affair.


TAGS: motifake im only joking
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Raf82 - July 29, 2010, 8:20 am
I think this is from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Kung-Fu Devil - July 28, 2010, 3:17 am
Erm... I have no idea haha.
Derek - July 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
A promotional stunt for an art-house movie? Can you enlighten us?


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Doggit

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am
What... the... [email protected]#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on.


TAGS: optimism pessimism realism
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by whizz

mikecoffee23 - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
My favorite motifake of all time


POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Master-Evil

Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


FEED ME - Or I eat the little one




Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


IMPLIED FACEPALM - So stupid, it doesn't deserve my effort


TAGS: implied facepalm
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Matt

Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:57 pm
*helpless laughter*
sickartist - December 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
very nice. One of the best today.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm
Great movie, great poster. 5.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am
Nicely done.


THE LION KING - True story.




CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)


TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.


SHE-KACHU - Oh, I definately choose you!


TAGS: pikachu pokemon ash misty team rocket cosplay cosplayers anime manga
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by jalford

WillTurner - November 30, 2010, 8:09 am
it's a male, doesn't have the notch on its tail
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
Shocking!


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind fuck
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...


THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?


TAGS: scooby doo scooby doo anime manga series hanna barbera hanna barbera shaggy velma daphne
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by jalford

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:49 am
Wardrobe change and we're good to go.
RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
that would be AWESOME hell I'd watch that
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Does this yield any answers?
kaoruhikaru - March 20, 2010, 8:02 pm
omg it sooo much better love the new look
Woodywood03a - March 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Scooby-Doo kind of sucked before, now you awarding with crown of suckiness. Just a personal opinion of course.
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Win and Awesome. Also go for the nerdy chicks. Cause under the clothes and glasses is a sex goddess.
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:43 am
lol that would be so awesome, i love it, and the funny part is that velma is always hotter than daphne.
Ceasar - October 26, 2009, 12:22 pm
who cares the version, velma is always hotter than daphne
Jaubrey - October 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Scooby Doo, House, Mad Libs...they're all the same.
aaa - October 21, 2009, 6:35 pm
I like it here. VELMA IS HOT!!
Josh Phrite - October 15, 2009, 11:01 am
This would be fucking insane
Claire - October 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
No.
Jake Eagle - October 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
for the love of god, dont make this happen. freddy looks like a bitch from a generic JRPG with the stupid black uniform and shaggy looks twice as retarded as daphnie's jacket with the stupid black uniform. the dude with the sword looks cool though
tehsupercheez - September 27, 2009, 2:02 pm
this would be awesome!
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
*>.< and a scooby doo anime would be awesome too :o
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:05 pm
i love scooby doo :o ive seen all of the old episodes, :D the new ones arent as good >.
peoplezmeat0000000001 - September 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
FAIL
Greasey435 - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
FAIL
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN!!! Fail
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:37 pm
This is so fail XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 10:18 pm
Please lord, don't make this happen.
LOLOLOL - September 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
The comments are F U N N Y
mattb - August 4, 2009, 11:52 am
not f*cking cool at all
Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 11:53 am
Jesus christ, way to fuck up some of my favorite childhood memories...
HITMAN!219 - July 26, 2009, 8:46 pm
ID WATCH IT EVERYDAY RERUN OR NOT


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




SAUDI ARABIA - now allowing women to drive


TAGS: arab muslim saudi
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - January 8, 2013, 12:23 pm
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
caveman - January 7, 2013, 2:41 am
I lol'd
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 9:11 pm
What? It's funny.


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am
DAmn! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
Damn it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk butterfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. FUCKING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


THE CIRCLE GAME -




DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




Retards -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by jj

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:42 pm
This is hilarious! I've seen this multiple times, yet I'm surprised I haven't voted or commented yet. 5 special birds!
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 4:27 am
An absolute classic.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:18 am
continued from pervious, It'r rather sad to see our truely hard work overshadowded by the perverted minds of the teenagers who post and lie about their age.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:13 am
That's why I don't paricularly like this site to post on a regular basis. It's all sexual posters that are NSFW, or cheesy fad posters, H.I.M.'s Petrer Griffin Poster is WAY too overrated and even HE agrees with me. It's rather sad to see our hard works o
Sean - March 23, 2008, 2:56 am
Bloody under-rated. And I'd say that even if I was sober.


Keep Looking Up -




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


Bear Calvary -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by deb

Justin - August 2, 2009, 7:29 pm
Where do you buy this poster at? [email protected]
VinceVicious - December 24, 2008, 3:35 pm
especially with that assortment of automatic weapons!


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty damn good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around naked chicks. social facepalm is pretty damn funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a naked chick with big boobs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right photo...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


oh my god... -


TAGS: south park bleach anime
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Roamer

To-AnimeIsGay - October 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
And you take the time for that response...YOU BASTARD!
animeIsGay - October 9, 2008, 5:58 pm
and you fags watch it
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:37 pm
OMG! Talk about irony. LOL
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:31 pm
to mechalincoln, overused? yes. still clever beacuse the anime character is alctualy called ken by the little girl in the picture? also yes. and zero justice, you are an ass.
Zerojustice - June 28, 2008, 11:59 am
It's not a spoiler... he didn't die. Now that's a spoiler.
MechaLincoln - June 27, 2008, 10:29 pm
And so you came up with a South Park quote... the most overused one. *Sigh*
elementals - May 3, 2008, 6:35 pm
NO SPOILER MOTAFOCKA!


PIMPING - Who says it aint easy?


TAGS: pimping pimp funny girls
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by cracerjack

your momma - August 21, 2008, 10:09 pm
you do know they are all his sisters right?
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:52 pm
office whores? all's ya need is a frappuccino and a scone... sorry pimp failure
S8N - May 29, 2008, 7:51 pm
office whores? all's ya need is a frappuccino and a scone... sorry pimp


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




WEDDING CAKE -




TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


Books -




OH SHIT -


TAGS: lion animal shit
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:34 pm
Male lions generally don't do the hunting at all. They're semen factories for their pride, that's it.
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




ECOLOGY -




DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by changeling

Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!


TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by DarthKauloz

D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


TRULY FRIENDS - They will try to help you, no matter if they can't make any difference.




CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.


TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by episode666

the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.


Ideas -


TAGS: butt groudbreaking anime funny fail
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by 0DD

Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Definetely a groundbreaking one.
Sean - November 11, 2008, 9:30 pm
repeat ...


KIM JONG IL - he did it for the lulz




ANGEL OF DEATH -


TAGS: angel death grim
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

Widow9669 - January 27, 2011, 10:14 pm
looks so much like tyreal from diablo 2. just give it some much larger glowy blue wings and a more kick-ass sword.
Shaq123 - January 27, 2011, 7:08 am
Not Really. Just A Poetry Freak. XD
Peso - January 26, 2011, 11:01 pm
That's pretty creepy Shaq. Are you having dreams about taking out the humans?
Shaq123 - January 26, 2011, 5:05 pm
Yup
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:36 am

is the text original shaq?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:18 am
This is good, really good.


RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up




THANKSGIVING -




SQUIRTLE - Hell yeah!


TAGS: pokemon anime squirtle
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by Brad

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 1:32 am
LOL and my bad-i just noticed the chuck norris reference in the comments...I must be psychic...
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 6:50 pm
It's in the off topic thread Steve, let me know if you have any other requests. ;)
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:19 pm
This poster is just missing a tunnel and a reference to Chuck Norris...
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 7:46 am
In January 2008, yep.
Bumgrubs - August 13, 2012, 6:17 am
Wow.....this got approved?
thehattinninja - May 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
the pokemon version of John Rambo, Chuck Norris, and mr. T combined with a turtle. None can stand against squirtle. Many have tried, and many more have failed.
asdf - March 8, 2009, 12:10 pm
No doubt! That sucka is the shitz! Squirtle rulez!
barockeva - December 12, 2008, 10:22 am
Squirtle got nothin on Bulbasaur.
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Pokemon? That is so 1999. -.-;
datnigga - August 16, 2008, 2:10 am
a blue turtle that squirts water... yeah, that's surely awesome... oh boy =/
. - July 23, 2008, 7:16 pm
GAY TEST: if you said, "Hell yeah!" when you saw this, you're gay. slowbro ftw


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Good one Commie. 5L


EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


17TH BIRTHDAY - The pivotal year where you say to yourself, F*CK! I still can't do jack shit for another year!




FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.




KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.


TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.


ANIME SUMMER - How otaku spend their vacation.


TAGS: summer beach otaku otakus anime manga fans fan fandom con cons conventions cosplay cosplayers cosplaying cosplayer
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by jalford

TheTrashHeap - July 26, 2009, 7:56 pm
This guy and Mikeipee should share the award for most posters made without any talent or humor. You realize that you are completely missing the point right?
Elder God Douchebag - July 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
How much do you suck, exactly, that you don't know when to f*cking quit?


BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




A DUCK AND A CHICKEN -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by concern3

NickDahlmier - May 24, 2016, 6:37 pm
Af-fila...(Semi-truck honks) Aw-F#@&!!!
Sho - March 11, 2015, 1:07 pm
come to Motifake instead. 5L
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:40 pm
...and y'all say my jokes are bad! 5 clucking lions!
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:48 pm
5 quacks 'cern!


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by jalford

dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


PLEASE SIR - Think of the children


TAGS: otter cute animals
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by doubet

nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?


TAGS: sake hello kitty anime
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 9:02 pm
You do reallize hello kitty is mostly marketed at adult women in japan right, kinda like betty boop.
Chuldo - January 13, 2013, 3:27 am
You've just entered a whole new world. Welcome to hell.
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:08 pm
...I just NOW see this???? ohhhhh, I would have made every attempt to buy this If I knew it existed! **Hello Kitty nerd here**
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:29 pm
Sanrio rejects any product that either contains sharp edges or would embarrass a girl in front of her mother. The douche made it past, and some devious weasels got the vibrator past them too before they were found out.
Reality Lord - July 19, 2010, 10:44 pm

nice
tjhawk - July 19, 2010, 8:58 pm
thanks!!
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Great Job...love the concept . BTW...try looking up Hello Kitty dildo...ewwwww!


REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you shitting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm
lol...amsome


THE CLITORIS -


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION -


TAGS: aim small miss small
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:38 pm

Thankee, Jesus.
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 2:13 pm
Brilliant! ^^^^^


MATHEMATICS -




BEST FRIEND MY BALLS - WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND WOULD HAVE YOUR TESTICLES REMOVED


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.5/5


24/7 -




DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal




COURAGE - Some are just born with it.


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by zookooth

alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 6:06 am
I've seen this photo before, I was more impressed with the dogs self control, than the cats foolhardiness.
Benlulz - April 21, 2011, 3:54 pm
The cat must've gotten an 11 kill streak. hmm.. looks like i'm addicted.
deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:09 pm
attack dogs


COMIC BOOK JESUS -


TAGS: messiah manga anime jesus comic
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:04 pm
I would almost watch that just to see the Japanese spin on it.


ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hentai japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephir

Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Mindfuck!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just fucking scary.


ANIME HARLEY QUINN - As if she wasn't f*ckable enough, now she's hentai-ready!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman animates series anime manga
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by jalfors

RichNFamous44 - November 27, 2016, 1:04 am
LMFAO this person is fucking retarded. Keep dreaming moron. She'll slice you're throat out. -mut
bOB cHIN - July 28, 2009, 9:31 am
Missed the "d" key there bub. Keep posting this crap though, your consistency should improve. Typing I mean, posters...that would be too much to hope for.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


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